Elvis Auditions

Elvis wants to be the next Andrex Puppy. He didn’t tell us he was going for the audition, but has been practicing his destructive, toilet paper dragging persona in the garden. What next? His Bagpuss impersonation? Maybe Hector for the new House series? Perhaps Beggin’ Strips (US advert for those that are unfamiliar). The good news is that he appears to be getting on better with Millie, who now tolerates him for a few hours before she begs to be allowed to hide in the cool of the upstairs, which is currently shut off to the Elvisenator. What have we done??!!