Driving Instructions

Personally I blame the landlord, but then again I usually do. The FNDG meeting did finish a trifle late . . .
 
Just out of interest – I had NO intention of driving anyway – I did a breath test this morning.  I think the result could be good advise to a lot of people.  Some nine hours after I got home the reading was still in the proverbial red, or pale green if you want to be pedantic about these things.
 
Why is it that I seem to rise to the Silly Saturday challenge without any effort on my part . . . ???
 
Many thanks as ever to Admirer for hosting Silly Saturday