Execrable Art, Part III

Another sea day as we steam to Papua New Guinea from Cairns, Australia.  Another opportunity to stare, stunned, confused, and appalled at the mind-boggling artwork on display around the ship!

Left to right, top to bottom:  Sid and Harold spent months carefully constructing their luxury cruise ship, but at completion, they were embarrassed to note that they'd placed the propeller where the smoke stack should be, the restaurant was only large enough for two chairs, the bridge was in danger of being crushed by the top deck, as its sole support was a trio of oars, and the hold could only store two barrels of herring.  Back to the drawing board for Sid and Harold.  Next up is a rather alarming scene showing the dramatic engulfment of what appears to be a freighter full of bicycle parts by a catastrophic tsunami.  Not the most encouraging image to have hanging directly outside the Cruise Consultant's office.  Lower left:  It would seem that the medicated Band-Aids worked a treat on Ethel's suppurating sores.  Feeling ever so much better, she placed them artistically on an abstract painting of the details of a cassowary's neck as she made her way to the pool deck for lunch.  And last but not least, this poor lady has been stuck in the Mariner bar for weeks, desperately searching for the Ladies Room.