A holly wreath

Made of salt dough.   Missing Les, he and I would keep each other company while Ro went off to his football match!  Listening to André Rieu’s Christmas songs from round the world.

As promised, here are the answers!

What did the sea say to the sand?  
Nothing, it just waved.

What part of a clock is always old?
The second hand!

What did Cinderella say when the chemist lost her photographs?
Some day my prints will come!

Who delivers presents to baby sharkes at Christmas!
Santa Jaws!

What does a frog do when his car breaks down?
He gets it toad away!

Why is a horse like a cricket match?
Because they get stopped by the rein!

What do you call a three legged donkey?
A wonkey!

Where does mistletoe go to become famous?
“Holly” wood!

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A Moo-Si Ian!

What is the biggest ant?
An elephant!

What bee can never be understood?
A mumble-bee!

What is a frog’s favourite drink?
Croakacola!

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