Stanley

Meet Stanley. Stanley belongs to my sister and brother-in-law, who we are visiting over New Year. Stanley likes meeting new people, playing with them, jumping up at them and sniffing them, particularly in embarrassing places. Stanley likes to be stroked and tickled, and he likes breaking wind.

Stanley stayed at home last night while my brother-in-law and I sampled several Sheffield pubs around Kellam Island before finding the right one. I think he will probably be invited to tonight's celebrations in the house which look as though they will be well attended, but he probably won't be allowed any beer.