Chinese translation?

For "right" read "Left", and vice versa.
What's to say?

At least it is understandable, if reversed.
I have, somewhere, an unused MP3 player.
The reason it has been unused for, literally, years; apart from the fact it was free & NOT really wanted/needed, I simply can NOT understand the Chinglish instructions.
For those who may be in doubt - the word exists:-
"Chinglish is slang for spoken or written English language that is influenced by the Chinese language."