Keys

I left work after getting some presents. Went home and dropped them off on my sofa. I went to the fish and chip shop and got a fish supper. I went home.

Almost.

I'd left my keys on the sofa with the presents. Balls.

Luckily I'd left a set with a friend so after I ate my fish and chips on a park bench looking like I was homeless I went round and picked them up.