Better Than One!

Bruce Springsteen - Two Hearts (1980)

This morning Almond Valley Heritage Trust proudly unveiled the first ever farm reared Pushmi-Pullyu to the world’s press.

When asked comment on the marathon 26 hour labour period, proud mum Flossie said,.......

“Well one minute it was push……….. next pull………. then push……….!!”

And would she consider a wee brother, sister, brother-sister, sister-brother for the new arrival?

“Bahhhhh-gger aff!”