So Here It Is...

And it's moist. Very moist.

And quiet.

Five days before Christmas and barely a creature was stirring near the festively failing isosceles plastic pine at the top of the High Street. Shopping failed too: "You'll have to go to one of our bigger stores, we don't carry that product line here". Bugger. Too late to order online now.

Cheered myself up with a pack of three Christmas Empire Biscuits from Greggs (knew they were Christmas Empire Biscuits 'cause they had a small sugary Christmas tree on the top in place of the normal small sugary cherry) and ate two of them on the bounce.

...Merry Christmas.