In Udder Mooos...............

Maroon 5 - Mooooo-ves Like Jagger (2011)

Daisy, The World's Longest Coo, has been officially unveiled as a new summer attraction at Almond Valley Heritage Farm for this season.

"Daisy, being the World's Longest Coo must have it's drawbacks does it not?"

"Aye........ it takes me a week to turn and finding troosers to fit's an absolute nightmare!"

"Any good points?"

"Och aye, my nose is 10 feet away from my ar..............."

"Ehhh, thank you Daisy............. too much information!"

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