Th,th,th,that's all folks.
The first sign of norovirus is usually a sudden sick feeling followed by forceful vomiting and watery diarrhoea.
Either that's not strictly true, or I don't have the dreaded Norah Batty virus. Suffice it to say I was never far, in time or distance, from ye olde porcelain pedestal for most of the day and as regards the "watery" (see above) I think a fine sieve would have ended up clean. But have never had explosive decompression in the upward direction.
As mentioned previously a certain LA keeps me stocked with kiddy-wink type presents, the wee ogre being the most recent.
Santa was kinda generous this year. I had been wittering on about the number of times I go out unarmed, so the dear old lad came up with a pocket-sized one. It's very likely to find a home in the Ogre at my belt.