Jayzus, that slam-dunk landing went straight into the top 3 of the roughest landings I have witnessed.
Still there were a few eedjits who applauded. Possibly because they were delighted at having managed not soiled their underpants.
Thankfully Ryanair spared us the irritation of the clamouring trumpets, even though we
crashed landed on time. The pilot must have been way too sheepish.