Pull the other one

These toepins are becoming a terrible bore. If I accidently twang them, it sends a reverberating jangle right along my bones. Thankfully this a rare occurrence. However, the most tedious elements are putting on my 'clubfoot' (as I call it) sandal every time I get to my feet, and the pain in my toes when the meds wear off. It's like a constant nagging cramp in each toe
Nevertheless, the pins may be removed in a week or two. Until then, I've been threatened with a home DIY solution.
On second thoughts, I'll wait.