I Was Sleeping, Actually

This is my favourite chair to sleep in. It’s the red chair that we shared before, but since mum got a new one for her, this one is officially mine. And I have two of my favourite blankets in it. Just perfect!

I’m trying to talk mum into forming a squad, or a patrol. Her and me. The purpose would be to patrol the streets of our neighbourhood at night, because there is an idiot serial pyromaniac out there. Already two buildings near the oak meadows have burned. I figure I could scare him off by barking my scariest barking. Mum says she would be too scared, so I guess it won’t happen. STUPID criminals! Get off our turf!