Bosque.

This strip of woodland is in a deep recession down some very dodgy crumbling steps two doors away from the new house. Next door lives  a nice but crazy German lady with 9 (nine!) rescued cats which have been in the habit of using our garden as a latrine and general lounging area. Buster has developed a very nasty gastric problem manifesting as an exploding bottom, so apart from acres of stuff to unpack I now have unscheduled nasty cleanup jobs to do. The vet was not worried when he saw him and the poo puddle he (Buster, not the vet) obligingly deposited on the examining room floor. He said dogs, especially sensitive Yorkies, react emotionally to stressful situations such as moving house, getting a new dog, owners' stress, so that's 3 out of 3. The internet agrees that stress can cause these symptoms. I'm stressed up to the hilt but luckily haven't shat on the floor (yet).