Spread out

You can't see either of us, on account of we can't do crops, on account of we isn't full members.  For which we apologises but it gets a bit expensive.

Anyway, it's colder 'n a witches you know what today.  If we was lady dogs we couldn't use such coarse expressions, but seeing that we is boy dogs we is allowed.

According to weather persons, the reason is that there is a blast of cold air coming right out of Antarctica - and we can attest to that. 

So the upshot is that we have chosen a chair each, and we aims to snooze until it gets a bit warmer, or until we does get taken for a walk - whichever comes first.