Constitutional

Raki, we need to have a short walk.
Noooo! it's cold and windy - I'll just stay here in the armchair. You go.
But you have your smart "3-Peaks" fleece coat to keep you warm.
I'm not a Peke,  I'm Greek!  I'm from the isles of Greece where burning Sappho loved and sang...
I know, but you're a Welsh dog now and we have to go out whatever the weather. There may be pheasants [there were] and we can inspect the badger setts [we did]. 

And then she was gone, heading back to the armchair.
Life's a bitch sometimes.