Under the A7 / Eskbank

Friday the 13th. What can possibly go wrong?

Get an oven ready Cigs, they said. Unite that various factions in moving forward. Refuse to acknowledge how many children you have. Wear ill fitting shirts. Cut your own hair. Steal people's phones. Deny the presence of media even though you can see them. Plaster lies 5 ft high on the side of a bus. Run scared from TV. Win 1% more of the vote and declare it a landslide. Appoint ministers who charge food bank charities to use your app so they can make money off austerity that you created.

Vote Cigs. Accept no substitutes. Especially Aris. 

This was a partly political broadcast on behalf of the Cigsparty. Accept nothing less than a three ring circus with no tent.