the big bang theory

Every time we get something that comes wrapped in bubble wrap, she has to pop it.  

Today it was very big bubble wrap.  And lots of it.  The noise, when she jumps on it - and she has to jump on it - is deafening.  Like a gun going off.  In this case, a gattling gun.

It took her about 10 minutes.  It hurt her foot.  (And my ears).  I expected a knock at the door from the Polis.

Why?  Perhaps she was not allowed to make things go 'bang' when she was a child.  Who knows?  Mollymay possibly.