Cailleach

By Cailleach

Snow Long, Suckers....

I know I should have discussed this with you before I released it publicly, but......I've decided to step back from my role as Blip's Senior Almost Doctor.

Obviously, I'm going to retain all the positive aspects of the position (discounted condoms, out of date Fishermen's Friends), but I shall be dumping on someone else reluctantly relinquishing all the negatives (ie the job itself.)

If you (or the Queen) want me, I'll be on Vancouver Island, polishing my stethoscope, and hammering out a disgustingly lucrative deal with Amazon to promote little Cailleach dolls that shout 'bugger off, plebs' if you tap them with a Malteser...

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