Wanderings & Witterings

By IvarBlipS

Crime Scene

"There's been a murder!"
"Right, where's the body?"

"Naw, ya eejit. No-one's been killed. It's a murder of crows."
"Are you sure these are crows?"
"No, but I need a tenuous link for my Mono Monday theme."

"What, murder?"
"Naw, crime. Rhymes with... Oh, never mind!"

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