Our Love Must Die
This is Dougal.
Dougal is indestructible.
He has eaten more poison than Rasputin could ever consume.
He has vandalised my rat trap, nibbled my trail cam and exposed himself on both video and still footage.
I'm starting to warm to him.
I shall treat him with love, tenderness, respect, nurture him, feed him, water him , and just like all the plants in my garden,
the little bastard will die.