"Suit you, sir." The suckered irrational man.

Do I need a new suit? Certainly not. I have two purchased for children's weddings with plenty of wear left in them and a choir suit for funerals. As it happens, I attended a neighbour's funeral last year and was the only person wearing a suit. 

The House of Fraser has not enticed me as a customer for well over a decade, but the lure of a bargain here from Grimsby's imminent closure was too much to overlook. 

The cloth is beautiful and the cut (presumably fashionable a year or two ago) will encourage me to shed half a stone. Will I ever wear it?