Because I'm Worth It

The bandit and no guesses why he has this nickname from me.

'The cold, the wind, the fingers, the toes?' I asked trying not to be too whingey and getting no sympathy.

'Because I'm worth it!' he said as he deliberately flew forwards, did a show off banking manoeuvre over the tussocks and moseyed on over the field.

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