A Peculiar Peeking Palm Pileated

I don't want to be un-neighborly,'
and I don't want to be aloof.
But can you really blame me...
for not wanting somebody on my roof?

I have 3 questions for the pileated, the largest woodpecker.

1. I know you're big, but do you really need THAT big of an entrance?
2. With you constantly checking the door, do you EVER get any real sleep?
3. You ever seen an episode of Woody Woodpecker?

In the Extras are a "herd" of ibises flying into the sunset, and my favorite pelican of the day.