Journeyman

By AFoolOnTheHill

Shop Till You Drop

Went to do our weekly supermarket shop this afternoon suitably protected. Bit of a queue outside, letting in fifteen people at a time, so after half an hour we entered the fray.

Immediately disciplined by an assistant, didn't realise there were arrows on the floor, apparently we drove our trolley the wrong way up a one -way aisle, given warning, thankfully no breathalyser or points on my licence.

Shoppers were conforming with the social distancing regulations, unlike some of the shop staff. Didn't confront any of the guards in case I got nicked and thrown in the slammer.

"Its never enough
 Until you've got all the stuff
 When the going gets rough
 Just shop with somebody tough". 

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