The back story

OK, so yesterday evening SHE did cook the most delicious lam roast, and we did get some.  No where enough, but some.  And  we was in heaven.

And today - well, this was a first.  SHE did give us both a bone to chomp on.  The thing is that George did put his bone down, so I nipped in and got it, so now I've got both bones, and nobody, but nobody - either dog or human - is going to get them off me.  Except I would never bite him or her, but I would defend my bones to the death.