Lockdown Day 30

Dear Givers of Treats,

I am such a good boy. I heard The Princess mention that you can’t get toilet rolls anywhere but I FOUND one! I even took it to the garden to keep it safe for her.

The Princess is very silly. She can’t be looking properly. She just needs to go to the strange poo rooms. What happens in there is DISGUSTING. She doesn’t even put it in a plastic bag and take it outside.

M