hook, line and stinker

I have caught three bugs.
One is the new-fangled-fad-it-surely-won't-last Kindle
Two is can't-read-it-it-does-my-head-in Jane Austen
Three is a horrible cough that makes me hurt all over and feel like lying down in bed and reading.....
So I am taking magic potion from the magic mug and hoping it all* just buggers orf by tomorrow.

Just the cough, hurty elbows, hips, knees, feet, fingers and lungs - not the reading stuff.