Meet Ted

Imaginatively named, Ted usually resides in the work van. But it's going in for 4 new tyres and a service tomorrow so in case anyone decides to acquire Ted, he gets brought in to the house on such occasions. Ted is 20 years old (at least) and was rescued from a car park. He's travelled thousands of miles in at least 5 different vans over the years.
A slow, cold, wet Sunday today. Can you tell?