You can leave your hat on

Or helmet, of course.
But your scooter? Dump it somewhere hidden. Your licence plate signals you are not insured (green, instead of black for 2020).

An insurance costs about 40€ a year, the scooter looks a bit damaged but not a total loss. Buying a new one would cost more.
So I assume the person disposing the scooter here is not the same as the owner. I'll see tomorrow whether it's still there and if so I guess I have to report it.

Thanks to Marlieske for hosting the DerelictSunday challenge.