Dried Out

I wrote and starred in a new sporting drama today, think I’ll call it A Series of Unfortunate Golfing Events. Part comedy, part tragedy, part farce, it even had a cameo appearance from Tom Hanks, though mercifully brief. Yep, it was our first competition of the year. Blowing a gale, blasts of horizontal rain, welcome to summer golf.
I’ve dried out now.