You're fired!

Been to see my big brothers conversion today. Looks lovely. Went out for lunch, nom. Came back and saw MeeshJ and H which was lovely as well as spend time with bro and sister in law, alongside their Doberman and a Great Dane puppy!
Came home, Charlotte had tea and proved to me that my jelly services were no longer required as she fed it to herself!
Poo on the carpet situation!
No wipes situation
It all went wrong for about five minutes, luckily daddy came back just as I was getting tad stressed and helped out.
Poo on a fleece can go in the washing machine. Poo on carpet....... Hmmm.....