Warheads at the Ready!!

"Up scope ........ Coffee drinker on the horizon. Range mark!"
"2.35 metres sir."
"Bearing mark!"
"0270 sir"
"Fire One!!"
"One fired electrically ... running straight and true sir."
"Fire Two!!"
"Two fired electrically ... running straight and true sir."
KA ... BLOOOEEEEE!!!!!!
"Hmm. That shot seems to have been pretty strong. She is sinking by the bow, sir"

I always knew there was a good reason to have watched all those old submarine films when I was a kid. You can never tell when you'll need a good movie cliché to be going on with.