Yellow Kayak

Today's toy, now that it is no longer October, is a yellow kayak by Lake Needwood. 

I was thinking that with the election and LGBTI folks losing the right to not be discriminated against and us leaving the Paris accord, all this week, this is the week I should get familiar with marijuana.

Of course I realized this on Sunday night. I'm sure I can't find a "doctor" to "prescribe" some by Tuesday. This occurred to me when I drove past a sign for a doctor who could prescribe it....

It is actually legal in Maryland if it is prescribed. 

It probably violates my employment contract. 

Oh well.

Maybe I could find a teenager to buy Xanax from. 

Wait....I think I'm close to an idea here.