Our Stromness Correspondent Writes....

It is St Andrew's day, which means my Mum is 90 today.  The first thing she wanted to impress on me is that she  can't grasp the concept of having a son in his seventies.

We arranged a special day out for her but unfortunately she's not been well so the party is postponed until Friday.

She is wearing a big badge indicating she is 90.  If you see her passing through Portgower, Ianstown, Maggieknockater or Ballygrant then please redirect her.

Stainless Stephen wasn't available for comment.