The Current Mrs Creel was delivered to the Hoy ferry; she left me instructions not to finish the birthday cake. I don’t exactly know how it happened but the next thing I knew I was on Scapa Beach. Not for long. Or Lingro.
Contacted my whisky broker in Newburgh.
If anyone sees the sun, please direct it to the KW17 2RD postcode.
Margaret Drabble was not available for comment.