Holyrood Road

Remember that story about the lost masterpiece that had been stuck away in an attic and whilst cleaning out the junk, the family found the painting by [...insert artist name here...] and [..insert high profile auctioneer here...]  sold it off for a ridiculous sum of money?

No. Me either. However, I was rummaging about in the Cigs archive (which is not kept in an attic or a garden shed, but a secure subterranean location specially commissioned to withstand the ravages of time, air conditioned and temperature controlled; 24 hour manned security. The board insisted on protecting their assets for the sake of shareholders. There is no truth in the rumour that Matt Hancock was able to direct Cigscorp towards a suitable contractor for the archive facility. In fact it's not a rumour, it's factual information.)

In the archive, I found this shot from 1 June 2014. Cruelly relegated by this shot to the position of 'also ran'; it's only now as I rake through the archive and compile the definitive Cigs anthology (A One A Day Habit). It's like a Who's Who of taggers du jour of the day - Mate, Yeah, KSM, Korea, Winston, and Shaf. And of course the ubiquitous chip Deli. 

All stories of Meghan Markle being Cigs should be treated with extreme scepticism.