Finding their religion
Father Gallagher was delighted with himself. Setting up a beer garden at the back of the church was without doubt his most effective attempt in decades at reconnecting with the local youth. And at this rate, the takeaway pints would soon cover the cost of the repairs to the leaky church roof.
He'd call the campaign "Youths for Roofs". In the meantime Sister Assumpta had better get her arse in gear because another order of 6 pints of Hop 13 and 6 Jagermeisters had just come through on the church app.