Orkney - the Comeback.....

….ignoring Paddy McAloon who said it was Jordan.

A mad time early in the day as Kirkwall Police were inundated with calls from folk throughout the Isles reporting a strange orange object in the sky. 

Exclusive news today that this year’s St Magnus Festival will feature a performance in Happy Valley featuring a bassoon.

The Current Mrs Creel lost the plot early in the morning as she couldn’t locate her pipe cleaners.

Today’s infrequently overused words included:  cerulean, cobalt, azure and cyan.