Oh, The Things I Have To Put Up With ...

There I was, minding my own business as I was happily digesting my dinner, when the next thing I knew, I was thrust into a sink full of vile smelling "oatmeal and almond" shampoo and warm water, and promptly covered in bubbles.  Then to add insult to injury, a camera was thrust in my face and I was told to "smile".  As if.