Relax

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." **
Robert A. Heinlein


She said, "Relax, why don't you?"

I said, "Alright then."

So I did. And aside from my very, very, very slight, momentary, more prolonged than I'm admitting, short bark at the bin men, I've been as good as gold today.

Mind, it is only 8:30am.

**what happens if you're a lady dog? I'm not happy about this outlandish gender stereotyping
(Postscript by Maud.)

My usual easier Friday isn't. Nor has it been for the last few weeks. Note to self: We need to programme things differently!