Personal Ad (Just in Case).

"Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It's beyond me."
Zora Neale Hurston


Aside from the fact that I keep my mouth open when I eat - I have impeccable manners, have a GSOH and am excellent company. I know jokes. I also like to be close. Really, really close. I'll sit on your knee (in a second.) And lean on you when you watch telly.

I don't snore.

I am greatly amused by sticks, balls and bones. I am fond of stuffed toys.

I sometimes occasionally regularly often steal socks, gloves and shoes.

I am something of a philosopher.

All of the above are my credentials in case I have to put in a personal ad in a hurry.

Not that aprecious would ever let me go, of course. She knows which side her bread is buttered on. She knows I am the best dog this side of the River Ouse. She knows I am the best thing to happen to her since Jerusalem won the cup.

We are a perfect match. She's always had a bit of a thing about shoes too.

She knows who has the power in this relationship.

(She does. And always will. Probably. I love Maud. There, I said it.)