Coalman wit

This is the skull of a badger. It was retrieved from a field some time ago and has been resident on top of coal bunker. While there, it has been treated with disinfectant and left to the elements as its future artistic purpose is determined.

We ordered coal which arrived sooner than we anticipated and in our absence. Not a problem. In order to put the coal in the bunker, the coalman had to move items from the top. That was done. And the items were returned when bags were empty and the bunker was full.

Clearly, the badger skull made an impression on our coalman. As is normal, he left the bill on top of the bunker. He left it face down and on the back he had written a wee message with an arrow pointing directly to the skull.

'Please feed your dog!!' it said.