Canny

At lunchtime I met Berry and Helen clutching falafel wraps and winter coats. May hasn’t really yet kicked into gear, has it.

I spotted this note whilst buying gin in the evening. I’ve recently seen articles naming Cambridge by far and away the UK’s bike crime capital, so this note is a canny move by a friend or family member of the unfortunate bike owner. It would take a particularly callous thief to make away with this one.