BikerBear's Blips

By BikerBear

Tadpoles ...............

 ............... by the hundreds  -  it seems the collective noun for tadpoles is a "school" but when they are all wriggling and swimming about I think it should be a " Turmoil of Tadpoles ".

As we have no fish we have, what seems like, thousands of taddies.  
A plague of frogs will follow!!!!

Smile for the Day:

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed him and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock ?".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack ..............."


~ Anni ~

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