BikerBear's Blips

By BikerBear

Is this ...............

 .............. a tadlet or a frogpole??   I think I'll go with " frogpole "  lol

Another of the pond residents - returned unharmed after photoshoot!!

Still playing catch up - this is Sunday uploaded on Tuesday.   I have a two-day "mission" today and tomorrow - you will get on the move blips I suspect.

Smile for the Day:

(Apologies to anyone who finds this offensive in any way)

Jesus was relaxing in Heaven when he noticed a familiar looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?"

"Yes," said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological son. He was born by a miracle, by the intervention of a m
agical being from the heavens."

"Very interesting," said Jesus. "Did this boy ever have to fight temptation?"

"Oh, yes, many times," answered the old man. "But he eventually won. Unfortunately, he heroically died at one point, but he came back to life shortly afterwards."

Jesus couldn't believe it. Could this actually be His father?

"One last question," He said. "Were you a carpenter?"

"Why yes," replied the old man. "Yes I was."

Jesus rubbed His eyes and said, "Dad?"

The old man rubbed his eyes and said, "Pinocchio?"


~ Anni ~

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