Hair on a G String.....

It's been a lovely weekend off....lots of sunshine, flowers, gin, music and chat.

But the bit that will stay with me the longest, was the sight of a very tanned, thin, elderly gent striding along the road in a baseball cap, a rucksack on his back.....and wearing a ludicrously small (incredibly tight) thong.

It was like seeing a pepperoni stick with naughty bits. I haven't been so surprised since a man flashed at my friend and me on Loch Ness, after asking if we'd like to see a 'real monster'....