Sprout lover

By robharris35

Charming prince

The above is how my landlady in Maputo addressed me in a message today. She is hilariously flirty.

Visa submission inches ever closer and tomorrow may be the day that this package is finally ready to go. With my colleague Alison I was discussing the celebration needed when I eventually get a new visa. She suggested we grab a pint, which we immediately revised to a pub crawl and ‘complete blow out and some time spent rolling in the gutter with a smile on your face’.

Daily coffee intake has increased steadily over the last year, and anything less than a whole cafetière now leaves me wanting. I may have to do some weaning off.

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