En Garde!

The much-feared Fifth Musketeer eschewed the rapier favoured by Athos, Porthos, Aramis and d'Artagnan in favour of a razor-sharp coat hanger.

Cardinal Reepicheep had best beware...

A skilled fencer, Milady de Winter favours a two to one mix of cement to aggregate for posts and four-seasons cuprinol for the final finish.